Crashing weddings is so overrated. Besides, those bitches don't put out. Funerals on the other hand, are filled with broads that need a little comforting, Toughlove style. I had to explain this to my buddy Tommy Pistol after he saw the hot piece I picked up at her boyfriend's funeral. Who the fuck hang glides these days? The only gliding I want to do is with my cock inside her killer pussy.
1 week ago